IS IT A CRIME FOR SUCCESSFUL WOMEN TO REMAIN SINGLE?

Viola Okolie, a friend on facebook shared this status. Am sure she won't sue me for plagiarism

Seriously, why do Nigerian men think it is a crime to be successful and remain single?

One of the best lines from a song that keeps thrilling me over and over again. ..

"I'd rather be alone than unhappy".

Have they ever paused to consider that a lot of women would rather be alone than unhappy? Your search keeps turning up goat droppings rolled in mud, why keep searching? Why not polish yourself for yourself and make something of yourself?

Seriously, some men think once you have a watchamacallit you are good to go for any woman. Well some women have been there and done that and would rather wait for someone they find worthy, or not at all if it gets to that. Wallahi, all these side talk about successful single women is irritating.

And for the ladies, una no dey shame! Open your mouths and label your fellow woman? So what if she is a divorcee? You can never tell a story you have never lived and can never judge an experience you have never been through.

So what if she is a single parent? So what if she is single and advanced in age? So what if she is pregnant and no man in sight? So what if she is loving a church rat? So what if she is on her second or third marriage? So what? So bloody what? We are our own worst enemies sha o!

Men be acting like they are the best gift to women ever, women be validating that misplaced impression.

Men: If you don't have what it takes to make a woman happy, if you are not willing to commit to a fulfilling relationship however long it lasts, biko, trafficate left. Try your luck elsewhere, there might be someone else willing to tolerate your BS.

Women: Take a break from beefing yourselves to understand that all a woman wants is to be happy. If she finds that happiness being whatever you are gossiping about, let her be. Focus on you. Make you a better person.

Oh and some of my sistuhs, take a little bit of the facepaint money, and buy a shaving stick and some deodorant. Shave the forest underneath your armpits and liberally apply the roll-on.

We can't have you looking like Nicky Minaj yet smelling like a virile he goat now, can we?

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PS: I have not mentioned money here o, before those that feel I am truncating their koboless hustle come and start hyperventilating on my wall.

PPS: Just a rant inspired by some nangsense updates and posts, especially in the wake of ‪#‎LindaGate, I had been jumping past. You might not agree with me, that is perfectly okay. No need to quarrell or call names, just state it nicely!