BIAFRA CHAT ROOM

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By Oni Gbolabo I can't explain how I burst into the chat room of the Biafran early this morning, I didn't use to take them serious but today I discovered that I miss a lot for ignoring the chat room. In fact you will catch much fun and fall in love with their ideology. So funny people in that chat thread. . There were many people there Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Niger Delta, Ibibio, Efik etc. I know these people based on their chat comments which bore ethnic loyality as usual. . To start with someone said in Biafra they won't tolerate Hausa idiots or Yoruba cowards nor Ibibio/Efik who are betrayers. Another man said they will pay back Ogoni/Andoni and fakeIgbo that collaborated with Nigeria troops in PHC in 1966. Another one said Biafra is God's project in making so they won't tolerate homosexual/lesbian in that place because God hates them. Another one appeal that its not good to hinder people freedom of sexual preference...lol. . In a jivy issue of leadership came up. Some people said the man Nnamdi Kanu is a traitor who is trying to hijack what Nwazuruike had done. Suddenly heaven let loose about who's the true leader of the abstract Biafra. From there division came! Some support Kanu, some Nwazuruike. Some said both can work together. They listed all murders carried out by Nwaz and how he extorted money from people and politicians and how he endorsed GEJ...LWKD. . Some even said they don't need leaders! That anybody can emerge as leader. They said Igbos are not like coward Yoruba that hide under leaders. . After the leadership tussle came the issue of Biafra state capital. Some said Aba, some Owerri, some Nnewi to honour Ojukwu. That caused a lot of chaos as some started calling Ojukwu names that he ran away when needed most. Some said he went for negotiation, some blablabal! Some supported Onitsha but some said Onitsha people are traitors due to their loyality to Asaba people and they are not true Igbo..lol! The person who mentioned Enugu was tagged a mad man. All these with curse and insults on each other and occassional insults on Hausa or Yoruba who dare comment that its a castle in the air. . Further, on the pro Biafran chat a crazy guy from SS burst in to ask where will they get resources! So funny! A guy answered that their brothers from SS will go with them and mumu Hausa n lazy Yoruba will be stranded lol. . Suddenly a guy from SS came on to say if Igbos think of the oil of SS they will fail because its not on their territory. Then one Igbo said five states in Biafra have oil that are yet to be explored. I can't stop laughing! . Instantly, one guy Chima who I eventually knew that he schooled in FUTA Akure said Biafra and SS will soon organise meeting on how both can work together. So funny that I keep on laughing that I said so I have being missing this comical trend since. . Issue of boundary also came up. Some said just basic Igbo lands will be carved. Some said from Benin but exclude Calabar and Ogoja because they are wicked traitors who seized Igbos' assets in 1966. . One bad Hausa boy said how will they move their assets in Kano, Lagos and Oyo state! Some said they will sell them in Biafra pounds, some opinned that they will still be coming there,so far Biafrans can come and do business in Nigeria...lol. . So funny a chat room. . Someone raised the issue of Igbos who can't trace their home again! They said those people won't be an issue as they are already lost Igbos! . So many issues and hillarious hopes. . I didn't pass any comment because my conclusion may be silly as coward Yoruba boy but all I know, the words of Huxley and Foucault won't depart from my mouth which says . "The only lesson we learn from history is that we don't learn anything from history". . Period.

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